You may not realize it yet, but you haven’t found the most “squamy” version of yourself yet. The most entertaining Facebook page in town is “Home Buddies (Hampaslupa Version),” where people rate themselves. Hampaslupa, initially created as a parody of the original Home Buddies group, has remained relevant through the years.
Now, the members of this dynamic page have begun sharing their real-life stories about their best squammy moments under the moniker “slapsoil” — a literal English translation of “hampaslupa.” You’re going to laugh like a fool when you read these testimonies
What is Homepaslupa Buddies?
With the suspension of the original Facebook group ‘Hampaslupa Buddies’ during the second season of quarantine, a fun bubble of internet users who relied on it regularly for hearty laughs burst. This parody of the super-popular Home Buddies group seemed like the antithesis of everything well-designed, modulated, and well-considered in life.
There, you can appreciate even the most unexplored “squamish” part of yourself. It doesn’t matter what you look like or where you come from—the more rugged you are, the more you are likely to connect with the masses.
Like in all circumstances thrown at Filipinos, administrators created a new scapegoat for the people who just wanted a good, loud laugh. So, “Homepaslupa Buddies” came to be.
There is no doubt that it is tamer than its previous version, but it still retains its charisma. You’ll wonder, “Am I really this squammy?” after reading these #slapsoil stories.
The brains behind the witty-funny community with over 391.k members should be credited for keeping us related and having a good laugh all at the same time.
Who are the admeans?
- Elton Buaron (Founder)
- Miko Creencia
- Ellaine Angelique Buaron
The moderators;
- Allen Jane Ocampo
- Paolo Aquino San Juan
- Leyn Gonzales
Inside the group, it’s all plain humor and fun. Plus, there are some aesthetically references based on your posts:
#slapsoil – standard “hampaslupa post”
#helpme – tricks and inside jokes
#hampagkain – low-budget foods or slapsoil foods
#tipidity – life hacks to save money
#slapsoilstories – cheap (and super funny) relatable stories
For you to get used to the community, here are popular terms to consider:
The Hampaslupa Dictionary
- ADMEAN – admin/ the brain behind the idea or community
- ALTA – Rich people
- ARKOHOR – alcohol
- ASSET/SPY – Rich people who joined the group as spies/check on the community
- AYKENAT – I cannot
- BAGPAK/PAKBAG – backpack
- BITUING WALANG NINGNING – Slapsoil’s national anthem
- BLESSING IN DA SKIES – Blessing in disguise
- BREAD – Breathe/race
- BREADING – Breathing/manners
- BUDOL PAYT – Boodle fight po yon
- BURNING LUNGS CORNER – Those people who smoke on the corner
- CHAIR UP – cheer up
- CHANGE ME – Literal word by word translation of “ibahin mo ako”
- CHUTFEYS – Toothpaste
- COCOMBAN – Coupon bond/bond paper
- DAYUKDOK – Very hard or difficult times
- DEAD HUNGRY – Literal translation of patay-gutom
- DIFFICULT/DIFFICULTS – Hard/ those hard times
- DON’T ME – Not me
- DUKHALICIOUS – Hard and yummy
- EXECUTIVE VILLAGE – Rich people on the village
- FARMER SANCHEZ – Parmesan cheese
- FLAKES – Flex
- FORTIFIED SLAPSOIL – Certified slapsoil (fortified because of their wit)
- FUNERAL WATER – Counterpart of mineral water from the tap or well
- HELLO?! CHUCKIE KA CHUCKIE” – Hello?! choppy ka choppy, your telephone line is not good
- I-CAKE/KEYK AWT – kickout tell them to go
- JAPEYKS – Fake
- JUST-JUST – It means just or you didn’t think well of it (basta-basta)
- KA-GILLAGE – Slapsoils that lived on the side of the village for rich people
- KAPITBARONG – Fellow citizen that have small houses (barong-barong ang balur)
- KAPITLUPA – If you illegally build a house from someone’s lot
- KUTIS PUTRAGIS – Counterpart of porcelain skin
- LEONARDO DE KARPYU/KARFYU – Curfew
- LIP TENT/LIP GLOWS /LISTIP- lip tint/lip gloss/lipstick
- LUH! – hala! An expression that almost unbelievable
- MARICAR – Worse than difficult or starvation
- MASHATO – Macchiato
- MELKTI – Milk tea
- MIND GRAIN – Migraine
- MONEY IS NOTHING -No finances or money
- NAKAKA LL – Having a better life
- NAOL – Squammy version of SANA ALL
- NESELS KREM – Nestle cream
- NOKBUK – Notebook
- NOT TO INSPIRE, BUT TO BRAG – Counterpart of not-to-brag on another community
- PANGAT – When you already heat your food 3x
- PEMPENPEN – Pentel pen
- POINT-POINT – Popular food chain for slapsoil (turu-turo)
- PRIJIDER – A refrigerator brand(Frigidaire)
- ROAD – Rude
- SCANDIDIRI – Counterpart of Scandinavian
- SHARONIANS – Slapsoils who likes to take out food
- SHAWRAWT – Shout-out
- SI BEN TEN – At times a cartoon character but mostly the number (17)
- SICAND FLOR – 2nd floor
- SLAPSOIL – hampaslupa
- SOLDIER BAG – Shoulder bag
- SQUAMMY – Squatter
- STOP ME! – Go away from me or don’t bother me
- STRIKELAND/SKYWATERS- The place where slapsoil lives
- SUFFER – Super
- TANOD – Slapsoils who looks after the page/moderators
- TARD FLOR – 3rd floor
- TRAINDING – Trending
- VRANDEAD – Things that are not authentic
- WHERE WHERE – the literal translation of saan saan
- YOU DO NOTE – You do not
- YUCHUG – YouTube
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- s3 – Stress
- kar4d4 – Karapatdapat (worthy)
- e4th – Effort
- pro5 – (Problima) – Problema (Problems)
- 6al – Animal
- res7 – (Respito) – Respeto (respect)
- 7hol – (Siete Hall) – City Hall
- 910dihan – Naintindihan (understood)
- kill join – mga di lab ng nanay nila (Killjoy)
- 4o – Puro (pure)
- 26 – Toxic
- in4m – Inform
- ma10de – matinde (intense)
TIPS: Change all P make F, as well as B, make V
Compilation credits: Created by Ms. Jamie Joy Espiritu, updated by Ms. Ellaine Angelique Buaron
FB Group Link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/906360043480982/about
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVmGeGcCOcOdtqBTCj_mQPg/featured
So if you’re looking for a good laugh to lighten up your loads and destress, you might as well check this page today and be one of the slapsoils, have fun and take everything easy. Furthermore, admins and moderators are scanning every post, and if your post was not approved, maybe you should check the pinned post rules of the common topics and how to get your entry approved for the community.
